Plonk Crazy Golf - Hackney

Chris, your friendly organiser, has put together a terrific spot for all of you: Plonk Crazy Golf in Hackney! Nestled just by London Fields and a short stroll from Broadway Market, it’s your go-to place for a cracking time in East London.

Fancy a tiki-themed 9-hole adventure? At Plonk, you’ll jump through a shark’s mouth, slide down a volcano, swirl around a stone loop, and balance on a totem. Perfect for any skill level, it's a bit of fun for everyone.

Once you've conquered the course, head over to the Club House. Packed with retro arcade games, pool tables, and board games, there’s never a dull moment. With American Pool Tables for hire at just £5 for 30 minutes, there's plenty of room for a rematch if the golf didn’t go quite to plan. There's even a mini table for the kids!

The monthly Doubles Tournament is a highlight. With over £200 in bar tabs, medals, beer, and tees up for grabs, it’s a competitive blast. But hurry, with only 12 slots each month, you'll need to book fast.

Gaming enthusiasts can revel in the retro arcade's pinball machines, multi-game cabinets, skeeball, and more. And about that vintage Skeeball machine – hit a score of 270 and you get a free cocktail!

Thirsty? The tiki-inspired cocktail bar has rotating seasonal drinks. Enjoy two cocktails for £12 every weekday till 7 pm. There’s also local craft beer, wine, mocktails, and low-alcohol options.

Feeling peckish? Try Plonk's famous fully loaded German dogs, with vegan, beef, or pork sausages and all the trimmings. Perfect fuel for a night of games.

Chris has also lined up weekly midweek and off-peak deals on games, drinks, and food to keep things budget-friendly.

The venue is open Monday to Thursday from 3 pm to 11 pm, Friday from 3 pm to midnight, Saturday from noon to midnight, and Sunday from noon to 10 pm. Note, the golf course wraps up at 10 pm, but the fun in the Arcade and Bar continues till 11 pm (midnight on weekends).

Group bookings (12+ people) should go through the Bookings Manager. But if you’re just popping in for drinks and arcades, feel free to drop by without a reservation.

Remember, no under 18s are allowed on weekends. During weekdays, under 18s are welcome before 5 pm but must be with a paying adult.

Plonk Crazy Golf – Hackney is at Arch 407 Mentmore Terrace, London E8 3PP. Just a 2-minute walk from London Fields Overground Station, a 5-minute stroll from Broadway Market, and 10 minutes from Hackney Central Overground Station.

Accessibility is well-thought-out at Plonk. The mini-golf course is fully accessible, with extra-long clubs available, and the venue’s toilet is fully accessible too.

Chris reckons it'll be an unforgettable experience filled with crazy golf, arcade games, pool, and cocktails. So come join the fun!